i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
P.S. I can't hear my feet
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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