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His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.

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(518): View more from New York

you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was

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(708): View more from Illinois

Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.

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(912): View more from Georgia

Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?

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(225): View more from Louisiana

I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?

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(985): View more from Louisiana

Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?

(504): View more from Louisiana

Yes. Its here..

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