im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
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I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
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I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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