guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
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Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
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At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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