My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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