dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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