i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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