There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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