So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
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Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
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My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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