in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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