He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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