She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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