My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
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I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
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So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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