i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Watching her eat just hurts me
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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