Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
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I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
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I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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