Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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