On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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