If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
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And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
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Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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