It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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