I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I intend to get homeless drunk
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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