I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
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He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
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And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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