Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
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just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
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Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I have poison ivy on my dick
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.