I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested