i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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