the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
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i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
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No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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