doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
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Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
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He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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