bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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