I don't think brook has ever known best
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
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