I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
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stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
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Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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