Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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