Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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