omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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