Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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