There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize
