Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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