i need an iv and a liver transplant
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
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you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
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Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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