It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
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K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I have surprise drugs for everyone
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
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you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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