There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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