I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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