I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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