Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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