I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
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we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
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Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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