In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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