Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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