Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
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