Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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