oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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