just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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