belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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