I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
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I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I want her autograph on my taint
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
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The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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