I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
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No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize