ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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