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(248): View more from Michigan

the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.

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(517): View more from Michigan

If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself

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(240): View more from Maryland

oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.

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(208): View more from Idaho

Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.

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(678): View more from Georgia

The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro

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(509): View more from Washington

i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?

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(804): View more from Virginia

It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants

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