I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
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My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
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omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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