He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
everyone is single if you try hard enough
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
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